The Diet

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_{~theflashfirealchemis: How's the letter?
~BodieKoii: I feel like you = Sherlock, me = Mycroft, and the letter = the diet.}

This was supposed to be ~theflashfirealchemis's Christmas card. Then I didn't finish it in time and it was supposed to be her Valentine's Day card. Then I gave up on punctuality completely and sent it to her sometime randomly in the vicinity of Easter.

Basically she's my wife and we've married god knows how many people and had a lot of children with them. This isn't even our whole family since we've added a shit ton of members since I even drew this but it's 40 people and I'm sure as hell not adding anymore so here you go.

AND NOW FOR AN EXTENSIVE INVENTORY OF EVERYONE HERE.
Left to right, by row, top row first:

- Sebastian (Black Butler), Kneesocks (Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt), Odd (Code Lyoko), Acacia (child of me, Star, Mycroft, and Aziraphale), Yin (alter-ego of ~ThatCrazyPyro), Eileen (child of me and Star), the Once-ler (The Lorax).
- Walter (Silent Hill), me, Gill (Harvest Moon), Anthony J. (real person), Emmi (real person), Stocking (Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt), Rpap (OC), Howl (Howl's Moving Castle).
- Violet (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Klaus (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Henry Clay (Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson), Atticus (To Kill a Mockingbird), Austria (Hetalia Axis Powers), Star (Star), Sherlock (Sherlock), Doctor (OC).
- Adaire (child of Star, me, and Austria), Elizabeth (Young Frankenstein), Mrs. Lovett (Sweeney Todd), Andie (child of Aziraphale and Star), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Mycroft (Sherlock), Alberta (child of me, Mycroft, and Star), Zero (child of Sherlock and Star), Leah (child of Sherlock and Star), Serena (child of Gill and Star), Fweuob (child of Atticus and Star), Rimb (child of me and Star), Pickle (child of Doctor and Star).
- Sunny (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Azure (child of Aziraphale and Star), Mrrrrrrrr (child of me, Star, Aziraphale, Atticus, and Doctor), Watson (child of Gill and Star).
- Grell (Black Butler), John (Sherlock), Nyancat (internet sensation).

Notes:
* any time "Star" is referred to, that's ~theflashfirealchemis.
* Anthony J. is not the demon from Good Omens in this case. This is a guy Star knows by the name of Liam who happens to look like Crowley, so we call him Anthony J.
* That is what Mrs. Lovett looks like in canon. Go watch the musical instead of the movie please. It's on DVD and it has Angela Lansbury as Mrs. Lovett and she's amazing. And please don't comment telling me that I drew her wrong and that she's prettier when she's younger and thinner because I didn't and she's not. (:
* Yes, Henry Clay is that Henry Clay.
* Yes, in this world it is possible for more than two people to genetically have a baby.
* Grell and John were drawn as cats for time-saving purposes, because Grell is really hard to draw in human form, and isn't Johncat just the most adorable thing.

Everyone belongs to their respective owners. I own some of the characters in this god-forsaken picture but not all okay bye.